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PP Highschool 

Vol. 1

An anxious chain of groans were exchanged amongst the crowd of students, socializing in front of the school.

A man stood behind the principal.

“Red, sir?” A voice buzzed from the walkie talkie.

'''“I’m here.” He replied. “Is the school ready yet?” '''

'''“Yes. It seems as if the west side keeps getting worse..” The voice replied.'''

'''“Let’s keep it simple and can the sidetalk. Save that kind of talk for off-topic.” '''

“Yes, sir.” 

'''Red turned off the device, and whispered into the principal's ears. '''

'''The principal’s hand rose, as the students fell silent. '''

“Welcome to Project Pokemon Highschool, PP Highschool for short.”

'''Zeim chuckled loudly in the back of the crowd. Auto nudged him.'''

'''“Come on, you’re 32. This is pretty embarrassing.” He scolded.'''

'''Overseer scowled, standing next to the principal. '''

'''The principal cleared his throat. Auto and Zeim immediately straightened their postures, and had solemn faces painted. '''

'''“The west side of Chicago has always been filled with troubles, especially in the youths.” He beamed proudly, overlooking hundreds of students. '''

'''“I, Principal Wish, invite you all to a year filled with hard work. We will break our gang-related reputation and learn to the best of our abilities. '''

'''A couple kids snickered. '''

'''The crowd of kids stormed inside, yanking open their lockers and dumping supplies, books and folders into them. '''

“Where is inflames?” Wish turned around to Red.

He replied with a shrug.

'''Barely visible from behind the bushes, Inflames crouched, holding a camera pointed towards the students. '''

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Overseer sighed.

“Based on his previous criminal records, I don’t have a good feeling about what that dude is up to.”

'''“Whatever, we’ll find him sooner or later. Let’s just make sure everyone gets in the cafeteria safely.” Sky tapped on their shoulders.'''

'''They all turned around, and followed the crowd. '''

'''The tables were filled to the brim. '''

Red, Sky and Overseer eyed the tables suspiciously.

'''“Aw shit, dude. You got an 8?!” OP slugged his arm around Yuno.'''

'''“Yeah. I’d have to thank Savitar.” He admitted.'''

'''“Why? What’d he do?” Caro chimed in.'''

Yuno’s eyes swerved to Savitar.

He put a finger to his lips, winking at Yuno.

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“I bet you became a hoe!” Caro teased, making fake moaning sounds.

“Pfft.” Doritos laughed, as Yuno placed his hand on her face and pushed her backwards.

'''A whistle blew. '''

“It’s time to go to your classes.” Wish announced, signaling teachers to release their tables one at a time.

'''Mr. Auto set his books down, and looked nervously around the classroom. '''

“Um, Mr. Teacher.” A student raised his hand.

'''“Mr. Auto.” He corrected.'''

The classroom fell silent.

“Go on.”

“..Are you having a Vietnam flashback?” Gaming asked.

The whole classroom bursted out into laughter.

After a few minutes of giggling and cackling, the class came to the realization that they triggered a Vietnam flashback.

Auto collapsed to the floor.

'''“M-metagross..metagross..no..” He muttered, over and over. His entire body shook, as students rushed to his aid. '''

'''Moments later, grunts and slurping noises were heard from the back of the classroom. '''

Ilyanna walked in the class.

“Auto, do you have the seating chart for-“ She paused.

'''He immediately sprang back up and snapped out of his adventure in the GuangDongNamNamNguywn forest. '''

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'''“Y-yes!” Auto replied. Ilyanna’s and his eyes met. She weakly pointed towards the students.'''

Zen and Bare with their heads under two desks and dicks in their mouths- looked up.

Ilyanna’s clipboard tumbled out of her hands.

'''“BARE! I THOUGHT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL COUNSELOR TALKED TO YOU ABOUT THIS! THIS IS THE 5TH GODDAMN TIME YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.” She screamed, turning to Bare then Zen.'''

“Sooorrryy.” Bare replied, licking on a pair of hairy balls.

“ZEN.” Ilyanna intensely glared at him.

“I seriously have no words.” She bent down to pick up her clipboard, shaking her head.

“GUYS.” Auto interrupted the continued smacking noises.

“We’re busy eating Qveen’s and Doritos’ dicks.” Bare complained.

“Yeah, I can see tha- wait...QVEEN?!” Auto’s eyes went from Zen’s head to the head above it.

Qveen sat there with a smug face, sighing with pleasure.

'''“WHAT THE FFFFFFF…..WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?” '''

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'''He slammed his head against the wall continuously. Ilyanna walked towards him, calming him down as his body began to slump down slowly onto the floor. '''

A knock came at the door

'''“Bare and Zen..especially Zen. Damn you..” Auto feebly lamed towards the door.'''

'''“You’ve got a kinky mouthpiece and a diss track heading your way.” He gritted his teeth. '''

'''Zen grinned back, showing off his sticky white teeth. '''

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'''Ilyanna opened the door. There stood detective Ni_nja.'''

Before they could open their mouth, Ni_nja began to speak.

'''“We have been scouting across the entire school. A couple of us have found small trails of cocaine that lead to this room. Please help assist in our investigation.” He explained. The rest of the detectives stood behind him. With a nod from both the teachers who stepped aside immediately, they rushed in through the door. '''

Characters:

Prostitutes- ZEN BARE APOC

Students- CARO Gaming Guy Gala Doritos OP Qveen Savitar Sushi Chris Yuno

Law enforcers- red Overseer sky ninja 

Teachers- inflames Auto zeim Ilyanna

'''The cold night was frisk and shallow. “PERfeCt fOR a HaLLoWeEn PaRTy!” Yuno cried opening his door to the sound of children running door to door looking for some free sweets. '''

'''“Damn freeloaders!” Gala protested swatting a kitkat bar towards them as she sat up final decorations. '''

'''Bells chimed and fake howls were heard from the cheap attempts to make children shit their pants. '''

'''As guests began to arrive, Gala dashed to her room to study. '''

'''“Hey! Red!” Yuno shouted as he was setting bottles of beer on the table. “Come help me chop up some cheese would ya’?” he smiled '''

'''“Fine..” Red replied, putting down his crushed ramen and his “How to draw hentai” book. '''

'''**5 minutes later..**
 * ding dong (your opinion is wrong)* '''

'''Gala sprinted to answer the door as Yuno and red were fucking around in the backyard. '''

'''There stood 3 towering men. At the front, Skiddo, and behind him holding boxes of chocolates were Auto and Dark. '''

'''“C-come in!” Gala mumbled looking down to the ground shaming her social ability. '''

'''All 3 laughed as they passed Gala by without acknowledging her existence. '''

'''“Gee what I’d give to be freed from this torture right now..” Gala thought to herself silently running back to her and Yuno’s room. '''

'''Yuno starting foaming when he saw Skiddo swiftly walking into the backyard to greet them. Lost in thought, Red smacked him. '''

'''“Come on Yuno! You have a girlfriend now..you can’t just fuck around like you used to!” he snarked as he ran over to where Dark and Auto were. '''

'''“RED!” Yuno stormed over and pulled him by the ear. '''

'''“You get your Ricecum looking ass back over here right the fuck now!” he angrily charged at him. '''

'''Yuno whispered to red. '''

'''“She said she didn’t care if I slept with anyone Red!” he said as his face turned red. '''

“Just as long as we can hang out together sometimes..!” 

'''“Sounds like someone wants to get his dick littered with herpes!” Red joked shoving Yuno over in Skiddo’s direction. '''

“Go get him.” he winked as he made fucking gestures.

'''Yuno nervously approached Skiddo. His heart beating rapidly like the sound of Skulldomo screaming in Mya x Skull. '''

'''“H-hey Skiddo..~” Yuno said, hiding his blush. '''

'''“Long time no see, you finally hit puberty haha!” he added trying to soothe the tension. '''

'''“Oh hey Yuno.” Skiddo said calmly placing down his beer. '''

'''“You’re still the same as ever I suppose...small, cute with a SqUeaKY voice!” he chuckled as Yuno looked down in embarrassment. '''

'''“Say, where’s your slave Gala?” he asked with one of those japanese girl dumbfounded looks. '''

'''“Oh she’s in a room studying..college at such a young age is really motivating her.” He smiled hiding the pride he felt. '''

“Oh I see, so--” 

'''“HEY BOIS CAN I GET A REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Bare stormed in shirt off with fake pierced nipples and a sack full of penis and vagina pops. “I DUNNO BOUT U BUT I THINK THIS IS GONE BE LITTTTT” he screaming starting to do the whip nae nae dance. '''

'''“Someone’s already drunk as shit!” Auto shouted while diving into the bag to grab one of the sweet pops. Everyone chanted “Porno horno on the bag, which of these lolipops will be my fag” '''

>Auto draws “Penis with metal chip in it” 

'''“Fuck no, fuck fuck fuck ** It spr-a- out Au-o’s a-s with its r--otic fing-rs, and thru---d in its t-tan--m .**”. Hyperventilating Dark helps Auto come back to himself. '''

'''“Shhhshhh don’t cry. It’ll be ok” Dark said cradling Auto in his arms. '''

'''Yuno seized this opportunity to take a go at Skiddo. '''

“Ahh, I apologize!” Yuno said as sincerely as possible 

'''“Don’t worry, it brings life to the party!” Skiddo chuckled watching everyone sucking on lollipops. '''

'''**just like fucking you would** Yuno licked his lips. '''

'''“Hey, I have some specialty blends inside..If you want we can sneak away from everyone and get drunk as shit then watch some TV, just like old times.” Yuno took a deep breath in, finally accepting he was no longer a Gala-level low social interactor. '''

'''Skiddo smiled at the rush of old memories he got from that statement. '''